Thoughts Of A Dame
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12:15 PM
May 22nd, 2013
pleatedjeans:

mashable


9:43 PM
May 20th, 2013

YouTube Through History - Comedy Week (by AboveAverageNetwork)

Where can I get a T-shirt that says “Leave Ringo Alone”?

12:47 PM
May 18th, 2013

so-many-feels:

deucebowl:

If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.

i think you would be a very good wizard.

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12:44 PM
May 18th, 2013

This is the fantastic.

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10:28 AM
May 17th, 2013

earthnation:

people who have the same name as me are competition 

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10:39 AM
May 15th, 2013
6:18 PM
May 11th, 2013



6:01 PM
May 11th, 2013

awesomephilia:

elysionsprincess:

vanehsensei:

slenderlock:

singarequiem:

techno4tomcats:

People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer

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No seriously

oh my fucking god

OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
HOLY FUCK 

I CAN’T BREATHE

“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”

“So I ordered this thinking I would use it and little did I know how deadly this product really is. First, let me start by saying there are NO warning whatsoever on the box saying to not use this on a human penis. Now, most would say, Carl, why would you use a banana slicer on your penis? And I would reply, why not? On that, I tried it..and I hurt myself in the process. Now my penis has brush burns on it like grill marks on a steak. My girl won’t let me do her in da butt..so that is why im writing this. I am suing this company for not putting a warning on the box. A simple, “so not use on human genitals” would be easy. And now im paying for their mistake by not having a brown penis for the new year? UPSET CUSTOMER.”

WHAT DID HE HOPE WOULD HAPPEN? ITS A SLICER!

12:58 PM
May 8th, 2013
What The Hell did I just read?


What The Hell did I just read?

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5:05 PM
May 7th, 2013

Woah! I didn’t know I had all of these followers.

things-simmers-say:

So, this blog has a little over 100 followers. Forever ago I knew I couldn’t keep up with the blog so I “hired” someone else to do it. I think she disappeared too.

Does anyone else want to help?

Does anyone even want me to keep this blog up and running? Just like it or send me a message if you do and I will do the BEST I can do. :)

-MV

Are you looking for someone new to run it?